listen…the only person mary poppins would ever kiss in her life . is pamela lyndon travers.

and just out of pure curiosity like ‘what’s all the fuss about is it really that special how does it feel’ and OBVIOUSLY she isn’t gonna ask bert (or anyone else) cause he’s gonna get ideas smh and the only person she trusts with her life and the only person she can be a 100% real with at all times is pamela. 

so they’re both reading one night sitting on the window sill right opposite of each other, leaning against the wall and mary looks up from her book, pauses and asks her what it feels like. and pamela looks up, shocked, (and there’s some imaginary convo before that that i’m still figuring out i wANNA WRITE THIS HELP) but in the end gently cups her face and gives a her a gentle peck on the lips and its just pure strong platonic love between those two

and at the end mary is like ‘that was a great mouth experience thanks darling’

‘also you have very soft lips pamela’

‘thanks babe’

‘yer welcome babe’

the end