i’ve played for 8 hours straight and i feel so blessed

say hello to my darling mavis…❤️

savingpltravers:

tfw you finally can go adopt a cat so it can help you with anxiety but finding a cat & preparing for a cat gives you anxiety

my mom: don’t get a cat the first week you’re going back to work, it’ll be too much added stress!

me: nooo it’ll help, yes i’m tense but i think it might be a positive distraction

*gets cat* *is stressed bc my own safe space has to be shared now* *cuddles with cat at night but gets v little sleep* *eats breakfast* …

*feels nauseous and throws up several times*

my mom when i told her in a text: i did warn you…

illustration-alcove:

Valeria Popova’s illustrations for Mary Poppins Opens the Door by P.L. Travers.

tfw you finally can go adopt a cat so it can help you with anxiety but finding a cat & preparing for a cat gives you anxiety

hellogirls:

normalize being in your 20’s without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60’s without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

agelesswomen:

EMMA THOMPSON for The New York Times photographed by Charlotte Hadden (2022)

killtheteendream:

We lost a vital part of this site when people stopped making “fuckyeah_____” fan blogs 

tygermama:

rescue-ram:

danyanimated:

accessibleposts:

shipsallshipshoweverimprobable:

classaturd:

fifty-shades-of-umbridge:

sweet-vitya:

dangerbooze:

acid-wash-and-lemonade:

contrainous:

rrosetum:

mai-vie-decat-florile:

min-taka:

iuuubire:

min-taka:

acidwaste:

saipng:

zanimez:

furioustheowlboy:

yuuri-akatsuki:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

am i having a stroke

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

randomfatechidna:

uh hi so!

i wrote this webpage that walks u thru looking after yourself when you know a thought is making you spiral. deployed it publicly bc i wanted it on mobile and i thought other people might like it too

check it oot